It’s funny, when you see sex happening in movies, like real movies (not porn), everything always looks aesthetically perfect, colours are beautiful and timing if always perfect; with the people involved climaxing together at the crescendo of a wonderful song. We can only wish it was always like this in real life but the truth is that real sex is a bit more… animalistic to say the least. So let’s take a look at the differences between fictional sex and real sex and see how that all matches up shall we?
In movies most sex scenes do not seem to make so much noise. Instead you can hear a pretty melody with the faint orgasmic sounds of the protagonists. It is true that those scenes would lose some of their romantic appeal of you could hear what is really happening in the background. All the breathing, grunting and the sounds of the bed squeaking would certainly take away that dramatic tension so cleverly built up in movies.
You can’t smell a movie, and maybe that’s for the best. Those sex scenes where two characters make passionate love after being on the run for days without washing would probably not feel so sensual if you were actually standing there in the room with them. This is more for action movies but you get the point. If this was real life; some of our characters would at least consider a shower before the act; just saying anyway…
Now don’t get us wrong, you can come at the same time as your partner, and when you do it’s a great thing. But it does seem like it happens far too often, certainly more than in real life. What generally happens in reality is that one person climaxes first then they accommodate their partner until they blow their load. It’s just a courtesy thing that people do for each other.
Everyone loves missionary
Ah of course the classic position, because nothing is better than breathing in each other’s faces for hours on end. You always want to be looking at each other in the eyes all the time right? Wrong! There are so many better positions, and most people, even a loving couple, do not want to be in each other’s faces all the time; they do that all day long already! Though it is true that these days in movies you do see a bit more doggy style scenes, so well done Hollywood for being so progressive!
The way orgasms sound
Again this is an audio thing but you got to agree that movie orgasms can sound a bit… fake? It’s almost like that perfect final note hit by a violin, it is so pretty and cute. Now compare that to real life, with all the loud screaming all over the place. Not so subtle, real life orgasms like l trash metal compared to the beautifully timed little pitch screams in the movies!
The truth is that sex is a very animalistic activity, and roses don’t always factor into the equation. You can try naughty dating yourself on adult dating sites such as sexwithnostrings.com, where you will be able to do more than just making love. Alternatively just go out to your local nightclubs and hit that dancefloor, get it on with the local ladies. Either way you will find out soon enough that sex isn’t quite what movies portray it to be… it is way better!